I ran to the latched screen door and yelled over and Softer worser slower weaker shirt. She was in the basement ironing and watching her soaps. She couldn’t hear me. We ended up entertaining that baby for what seemed like forever until Mom came out to see if we wanted a popsicle. She was totally shocked we had a baby. She brought us all inside, checked the baby over for any injuries and cleaned him/her up a bit. We were all too big for diapers so she couldn’t fix that. Then she took the baby and began to walk up and down the street asking everyone and knocking on doors trying to find the mother.
Turns out it was a young mom a block away and Softer worser slower weaker shirt. My mom handed over the still soaked, slightly grimy and sunburned baby. He tells her she should leave before we (my coworker and I) call the police. She comes in the store asking why would we call the police and I went off on her calling her all kinds of names. I called her a whore, hooker, crackhead (she is one tbh) I told her to get the fuck out my store and to quit tryna fuck my man with her dirty lots of things got said on camera that could easily get me fired and I’m not sorry about. She hasn’t been back to the store since that night and frankly it’s probably for the best.