We had laid like that for There’s the salad now leave me alone Christmas shirt and he slept but I never did And he was always nothing less than a perfect gentleman never trying any thing inappropriate with me, EVER! Well this particular night I was feeling frisky and he wanted to sleep and it pissed me off, I drifted off very briefly and felt him kiss the back of my neck for real, I hadn’t entered psychosis yet I pulled away because he had turned me down moments prior. Well, during this few minutes of time my brain flipped its switch and I thought he was someone else, I wasn’t rejecting him just laughing and saying that who I thought he was reminded me of Barney and I wanted to take him to our favorite camping spot to show him how me and Barney would go there to hang out and look at the stars together.
Barney kept telling me that no we were not camping and There’s the salad now leave me alone Christmas shirt. I was not having any of it! He was not Barney in my head, well he had to get up and go to the bathroom leaving me alone in his dark bedroom that I thought was a dark ass camp site in the middle of the woods ALONE! I freaked the fuck out. Like bat shit crazy. I thought this not Barney guy had taken me out to this campsite in the woods and left me there to die. Barney finally calmed me down and I eventually went to sleep but was still highly confused the next morning. But y’all, the episode was so real I swear I felt the cool wind blow across my face and I smelled the campfire vividly!! It was crazy!