Well, instead of sleeping in like I would have done 99.9% of the Wine with dewine it’s 2 o’clock somewhere shirt, I decided to get up early. Instead of it being quiet when I go out into the living room, I hear noises comming from my parents bedroom. Now this is where the I did not have sex until I turned 19 comes in. Never having sex, I did not know the sounds my mom was making was becuase of sex. Going forward, we were sitting out in the Bronco or Jeep that she was driving at the time. I turn around and tell her “mom the sounds you were making sounded like they were feel good sounds.
The next thing I know, she is Wine with dewine it’s 2 o’clock somewhere shirt. I never intended to embarrass her, but it happened. This was not the first time something like that has happened. There was another time that I actually walked in on them having sex. You can say that I rushed out with out missing a beat. All of these experiences are what I can remember due to having a Traumatic brain injury which effects memory. But the store should not be selling it, unless the customer is aware of this. The store would usually have it marked down. This was not the case here, I was charged full price, and not aware when i purchased them. Therefore I shouldn’t have to question the expiration date.